Wednesday, November 02, 2005

George Bush hates Hindus

I suggested that these filthy crackers would follow from the assumption that a case of RSS of a different sort is not quite equivalent to the strong generative capacity of the Jebusland residents. It appears that relational information does not affect the racist tampongraphy of the system of base rules exclusive of the vaginal secretions. Comparing these examples with their parasitic gap counterparts in sepia vestiges, we see that a descriptively adequate Christian fundamentalists raises serious doubts about irrelevant intervening polytheistic contexts in selectional rules of cophragy.

Bark! Bark! Awoooooo!!!

Saturday, October 29, 2005

D&D players attack New Delhi

Some may blame the Islamofacists for today's bombings.

To them I say

"India out of Iraq NOW!!!"


Personally, I blame out-of-work D&D players.

"We liked them better when they were living in mom’s basement, unemployed and pimply with their bidis, bhang and their 12-sided dice... India out of Mordor NOW!!!"

Saturday, October 15, 2005

The War on Terror is about ME!

Me! Me! Me! Does anybody know the phone number for Zsa Zsa Gabor's lawyer?

Don't portray any desi in the media besides Gandhi - Part 245

Bark, bark, ululululul, ooooooo...

P.S.

Watched Jeopardy! Back to School last night. Pranita and Aman are punks. I doubled their scores. Put me up against those two and I would be a veritable Ken Jennings.

America the Great Satan -- Part 345

bark, bark, bark, bay, bay...

Down, down Amrika! Down, down, Amrika! Ullulululululuu....

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Just watched Apollo 13. Not one brown person.

Absolute atrocity.

It's times like this that make me think that the trillian juxtoposition of the Haliburton cabal of Anglo-Saxon are a conspiratorial diversion of the petrochemical labial walls of the white christian sepulfications.

Deep Blue Ain't Got Nothing on Me - Part 193

I just totally aced the quiz I found on my box of Kellogg's rice crispies this morning. Perfect score - 10 out of 10. The North Dakota HQ may have to be expanded into our southern neighbors to incorporate my huge brain.

White peoples be racist - Part 942

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4158832.stm
Leaked documents from the independent investigation into the shooting of a man whom police mistook for one of the London Tube bombers, suggest key differences between the original police and witness version of events and subsequent reports.
Mon Dieu! The London police are out to kill every brown man for shits and grins. Beware brown people. If I was in London or any metro area, I would be very afraid of the police. In fact, I would advocate them running to the nearest crowd of police because otherwise the police will kill them, if they don't trip over their sheets.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Sept 11th and Racist Amerika - Part 134

Balbir Singh Sodhi. MIA. Balbir Singh Sodhi. MIA. Balbir Singh Sodhi. MIA.

Terrible tragedy. This country is rotten to the core.

F*rking NYC traffic. I couldn't get my Starbucks today because traffic was blocked off for stupid memorials or something like that.